Handy WoW technique videos on YouTube; NY Senate’s crack down on video games; Guild Raid: Last Resort’s raid on High King Maulgar; New MMO Fallen Earth; New consumer-facing PC games event, PCGameOn; Nude WoW characters! and Blizzard’s World Wide Invitational.More…
In this episode, we break down why gamers have begun boycotting Wowhead.com after the site sold to Affinity Media for one million dollars. For those of you looking for a good instance location and strategy for level 18 plus, we check out ShadowFang Keep. We also go inside LOTRO class player’s hints for Champion and Minstrel.This week, we’re featuring the guild: The Skulls on the Korgall Realm and their boss fight with Moroes using only one priest and one healer. Plus, climb aboard and prepare to sail the high seas in the new MMO, Pirates of the Burning Sea.More…
Host Abra Chouinard takes you through the latest MMO news, tips and strategies. In this episode: Blizzard announces Starcraft II, some good sites for cords, WoW “Fight Club” Easter Egg, Druid Epic Flight Forms, tips for avoiding healer spam, and new WoW action figures.More…
Eve Online’s controversial universe is filled with new content with the second installment of a three-part release. The Black Temple patch has been unleashed and we talk with gamers to see how close they are to meeting Illidan face to face. Lord of the Rings Online is the hot new MMO for J.R.R. Tolkien fans. We go inside players’ strategies and dole out some quick tips. Plus, we take a look at a new MMO that pits squads against gangs in and effort to maintain social order. And if you need a quick laugh, you’ve got to see the Murloc dance!More…
In this episode: The American Regional Finals in San Diego, CA; BlizzCon swag includes a Murloc suit for your WoW character. SOE is saying Station Exchange is good for business. Blizzard and WoW gamers take legal action against gold farming. Sneak peek at Myndflame’s new film – Illegal Danish: Escape from Orgrimmar.More…
What a stupid name for a dog
Most of the time when people decide to get a new dog, they call it normal names such as, Rocky, Blacky, Rover, Rex, etc, but when I got my dog I called it Sex. What a mistake that was! Calling my dog Sex has got me in so much trouble in the past, here’s why; I [...]
Most of the time when people decide to get a new dog, they call it normal names such as, Rocky, Blacky, Rover, Rex, etc, but when I got my dog I called it Sex. What a mistake that was! Calling my dog Sex has got me in so much trouble in the past, here’s why;
I was going on holiday once and I wanted to take the dog with me on the plane so I called up the airliner because I have never took a dog on the plane before, when the airliner answered, I said to them, “Can I have sex on the plane or do I need special papers”, the girl replied, “This is not that sort of airliner, join the mile high club”.
I took the dog into the city once and on my way through an old women stopped me and said, “what a lovely dog you have” I replied, “Yeah I love sex, I’ve had it for a while”, the old lady slapped me and called me a pervert.
I was waiting for my kid outside of school once and I brought the dog with me, the dog escaped into the school and a guy and his son was walking out, I said to the guy and his son, “I am looking for sex”, the guy punched me.
One day I wanted to go to church but I didn’t have anybody to mind my dog, so I took it to the church with me. When I got to church I said to the pastor, “Is it ok to have sex in here, she will be quiet”, the pastor replied, “It doesn’t matter if she’s quiet or not, church is not a place for sex”.
I was walking the dog once in central park and it just happened to escaped, I spent an hour looking for sex and couldn’t find sex anywhere. I thought I heard a noise next to the tree’s so I went over and had a look, next minute a cop came out of nowhere and asked me what I was doing, I replied “I am looking for sex”, next minute I’m being handcuffed and took away in the cop car.
I left sex at the dog kennels once while I had to go out of town on business. After I got back from my business trip I went to pick sex up from the kennels, when I got there I said to the owner, “I’ve come for sex please”, and the owner replied, “I don’t think you want to have sex with any of the bitches in here”, “NO NO, I don’t want sex, I have come for my dog sex” I replied. Next minute I am getting chased off the property by the owner who just happens to be a 6ft6 redneck gun-holding yellow-bellied motherfucker.
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I would love to be able to say I thought of this concept myself but I originally got the idea from an article I found in an old bag of mine which dates back to about 1997. All of the content on this page is my own work apart from the “idea”.
If anybody knows who originally came up with the idea of a dog called “sex” please let me know via the comments section below so I can add their name to the page.
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When girls get around Brad Pitt, their clothes just magically come off. Case in point, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.
It’s a warm day in the city and Susan Anderson has brought her daughter Caitlin to work for the day at the National Museum of History. But what began as an exciting day for the pair ends in devastating suspense when, just after closing, a 7.6 magnitude earthquake rocks the city. After getting Caitlin to safety, Susan scours the museum for anyone left behind but is knocked unconscious by falling debris. When Susan awakes she finds the museum left in shambles. Barely able to move from room to room you must help Susan navigate and work her way through the maze of the museum in a series of puzzles and frantic searching. Can you help Susan get back to Caitlin and escape the museum together?
- The popular online hunt and find game from Gogii Games is now available for Wii in a first person puzzle adventure.
- Use your Wii Remote to uncover exits, find and save valuable archeological objects and ultimately reunite with your daughter within the ruins of the National Museum of History.
- Explore 25 adventure scenes and 12 different hunt and find areas.
- Two bonus mini-games provide additional challenge:
- Locate and reassemble puzzle pieces for paintings.
- Match an artifact’s weight to save it from a room.
Release Date:Tue, 24 Mar 2009 http://www.cold-carbon.com
The fighting franchise that launched an entirely new style of fighting games is celebrating its 10th anniversary with the most complete and definitive version of the game on the PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, and Nintendo Wii. Follow the stories of the 25 crazy combatants and dish out a mind-numbing amount of insane combos that the series is known for.
- Celebrate the 10th anniversary of one of most influential fighting game franchises in video game history.
- Discover the back story to all of your favorite characters in the Guilty Gear mythos, with fully voiced dialogue.
- Accent Core Plus marks the return of fan favorites Kliff Undersn and Justice, rounding out the cast of 25 playable characters.
- Create a three-man team in Versus Mode to find out which characters are the ultimate Guilty Gear team-up.
- Level up your character’s abilities and traits in the re-tuned Survival Mode.
Release Date:Tue, 07 Apr 2009 http://www.cold-carbon.com
Get ready to thrash with the definitive collection of Metallica’s music and over 20 other rocking bands on guitar, drums, vocals and bass.
- Over 20 Superstar Guest Acts—Featuring acts chosen by Metallica ranging from Queen, to Alice in Chains, Lynrd Skynrd and the Foo Fighters, jam to a wide variety of high-energy rock for Guitar Hero. Go beyond the music of Metallica to bands they collaborated with, the music that inspired them, and acts they admired.
- Authentic Metallica Experience—full on Metallica by playing as the band with their motion captured moves and likeness capturing the full presence and intensity of James, Lars, Kirk and Robert. Take the stage on amazing, epic venues featuring famous Metallica stages and iconic imagery. All tracks and content are “Metallica Approved.”
- Full Guitar Hero World Tour Feature Set—All the instruments are back in the next Guitar Hero: rock on guitar, bass, vocals and drums. Up to four players can join together and rock locally, or battle other bands online with up to 8 players. Guitar Hero: Metallica includes the “Rock Star Creator,” playing with friends online, the full Music Studio and the user-created music sharing service, GH Tunes. Finally play the Death Magnetic downloadable content as Metallica.
- New Content and Gameplay—The game supports two kick pedals in a new “Expert +” mode, letting you drum like Lars on two bass drums. Go deeper into Metallica with videos straight from Metallica concerts and the option to test your Metallica know-how on any song you beat with facts on the band’s history, and how guest acts are tied to Metallica. Metallica has added their own touch from the attacks in Battle Mode to the effects in the Music Studio.
Pre-order Guitar Hero: Metallica and receive a free pair of Metallica branded drumsticks. Offer good while supplies last.
Release Date:Sun, 29 Mar 2009 http://www.cold-carbon.com
Raven Squad: Operation Hidden Dagger is a tactical action game set in the Amazonian jungles that blends a first person shooter (FPS) experience with the command and overview advantages of a tactical real-time strategy (RTS) with dominantly story driven objectives. The player can solve each tactical situation using his own combination of the two genres either by himself or cooperatively with a friend.
- Set in the Amazon in the year 2011, players will experience lush jungle visuals, haunting ambient sounds, changes in the weather, and an enemy in their home element.
- Featuring the best of both worlds, Raven Squad has both FPS and RTS gameplay combine for a blazing action experience.
- A multiplayer co-operative campaign that allows players to take control of a squad and play through the entire game with a friend online.
- Multiple solutions to every conflict—every battle can play out differently and be resolved in many different ways.
- 8 characters with their own unique backgrounds, personalities, behaviors, weapons and skills.
- Players can order their squads into vehicles and take the wheel in first-person mode.
Release Date:Tue, 31 Mar 2009 http://www.cold-carbon.com
Pimp My Ride: Street Racing is an arcade-style racer, where style matters more than anything else. Players are rewarded with new vehicles and customizations for participating in and winning street races around the world. Before races players can customize their vehicles to ensure that their personalized whip has what it takes to beat out the competition.
- Using an improved version of the Virtuos Racing engine, the game provides players with an awesome sense of speed, smart AI, easy handling physics, impressive collisions and arcade style races.
- 10x more car customization than the first Pimp My Ride total of 20 playable cars with 100s of options.
- Customize and modify cars from a panel of parts: Decals, paint jobs, grills, wheels, rims and more. Some parts are only cosmetic; others increase the performance to maximize their speed, acceleration, braking or handling.
- Music is the heartbeat of the game, based primarily in hip-hop and extending into rock and pop punk.
- MTV-influenced art direction: Tracks, environments and cars are adapted from the TV show: Hip Hop, West Coast flavor are placed in cities across the globe.
Release Date:Tue, 24 Mar 2009 http://www.cold-carbon.com
This is a word puzzle game based on the Scrabble board game. Two to four players can score points by forming words from individual lettered tiles on a grid-based play area. A built-in dictionary allows the player to determine the validity of words along with their definitions.
Release Date:Tue, 17 Mar 2009 http://www.cold-carbon.com
Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars for the Wii home video game system from Nintendo builds on the original, boasting a new and explosive narrative interwoven with the first story. After witnessing the brutal and horrifying murder of one of Paris’s richest and most influential statesman, the player will be pulled into a sinister conspiracy rooted in a long forgotten medieval legend. New puzzles have been added that specifically utilize Nintendo’s unique Wii Remote. The game also features stunning animated facial expressions drawn by Dave Gibbons, artistic genius behind the comic book and upcoming movie Watchmen.
Release Date:Tue, 24 Mar 2009 http://www.cold-carbon.com
More than just the latest chapter in the Final Fantasy saga, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time is an innovative new concept in multiplayer gaming that enables Wii and DS users to play side by side for the first time. This breakthrough in gaming connectivity allows players on both Nintendo platforms to journey together in the fantastical action RPG flavored world of the beloved Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles.
Utilizing the new Square Enix Pollux cross-platform game system, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time offers gameplay designed from the ground up to provide seamless, hassle-free in-game switching between single to multiplayer modes. Play anytime, anywhere, over your Nintendo Wi-Fi connection with anyone and experience a new level of connectivity previously unheard of.
- Extended play options through the New Game+ feature which provides increased difficulty and better items with every new round.
- Multiplayer support for 2-4 players that includes cross connectivity between the DS and Wii versions of the game.
- Seamless switching between single and multiplayer modes that provides for two great gaming options in one integrated experience.
- A personalized hero can be generated from a choice of the four familiar races of the series; Clavats, Lilties, Selkies or Yukes.
- Customizable character materials, armor, equipment and abilities means that no two heroes will be the same.
Release Date:Tue, 24 Mar 2009 http://www.cold-carbon.com
You could win a trip for two to the NBA Challenge Finals in Phoenix! Just register your gamertag, then play NBA Live 09 online between January 30 – February 1 to enter. http://www.cold-carbon.com
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In this episode, we break down why gamers have begun boycotting Wowhead.com after the site sold to Affinity Media for one million dollars. For those of you looking for a good instance location and strategy for level 18 plus, we check out ShadowFang Keep. We also go inside LOTRO class player’s hints for Champion and Minstrel.This week, we’re featuring the guild: The Skulls on the Korgall Realm and their boss fight with Moroes using only one priest and one healer. Plus, climb aboard and prepare to sail the high seas in the new MMO, Pirates of the Burning Sea.More…
